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Andy — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 19:10:16 +0000

Keyboard Warrior

Andy — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 16:27:30 +0000

His infinite supply of verbal WMDs just waits to be unleashed by his itchy trigger finger. Heck, his keyboard might as well be one giant red button. He may *speak* softly, but each keystroke roars across the net with the force of a .50 caliber shell that explodes telling the world, “This isn’t my fault…THIS IS YOUR FAULT!” This is the Keyboard Warrior: Caps locked, READY TO ROCK!!1!

ASAP Ale

Andy — Mon, 10 May 2010 18:42:50 +0000

Stressful, crazy day? Our beer makes it all ok! Introducing “ASAP Ale,” the world’s first eDiscovery beer. With the success ofRedaction, which was our entre into the world of hand-crafted libations, we figured making beer was the next logikal step for an eDiscovery vendor…naturally. A nice, cold one after an especially grueling day in eDiscovery can definitely put a person at ease.

eDiscovery Ninja

Andy — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 10:04:51 +0000

Your ability to quickly identify all relevant electronic records during discovery is both mesmerizing and masterful. You are Ninja! Silent, swift, and skillzfull. You have earned the mark of Ninja, now show it!

Terabyte Twos

Andy — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 09:44:13 +0000

You’ve seen it unfold dozens of times. People with bags under their eyes and worried looks on their faces, scrambling around trying to console their screaming bundles of data. If you thought the first terabyte was bad, get ready for a nightmarish ride that no amount of Dr. Spock can prepare you for. You’re entering the terabyte two’s, where data stops being unwieldy and starts becoming unmanageable.

eDiscovery Nerd

Andy — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 21:38:17 +0000

It has been said “The Geek shall inherit the earth.” This design ensures you’re on the right side when it all goes down. Four ‘Revenge of the Nerds’ movies don’t lie: The writing is on the wall.

eDiscovery Evolved

Andy — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:25:35 +0000

Whether or not you believe in eDiscovery evolution matters not. What matters is when you pimp this “Intelligent Design” you will feel faster, smarter, and at least 10x cooler than you are now (if that’s even possible.) Trust us, we are what you call “experts.”

eDiscovery…It Happens

Andy — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:05:44 +0000

Watch-out! Oops, you stepped in it. Yes you did. You stepped in a big stinking pile of hard drives didn’t you? Well, what did you expect? That’s eDiscovery for you…it just happens. Display this design as warning to all who trespass on eDiscovery.

When I Was Your Age…

Andy — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:24:07 +0000

Take a trip to the distant future, about five years from now, and imagine the good old days when a gigabyte was THIS big. Man, those were the days weren’t they? This design is sure to deter any smart alec remarks that those mangy kids might throw your way. Get the shirt and wear it with nostalgia pride.

I’d Rather Be Denisting

Andy — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:07:20 +0000

How often have you thought to yourself, “ugh…I would so rather be denisting right about now?” Well, now you can sport the design that says what you are thinking! Don’t ask how it works, it just works, ok?